So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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