thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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