I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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