I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my shit smells like andre
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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