Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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