Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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