Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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