I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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