we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Randomize