But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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