i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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