when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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