i may or may not be watching the land before time
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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