I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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