She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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