I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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