I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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