were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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