dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I woke up under a house in Key West
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
