i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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