do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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