He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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