i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
i've created a new STD.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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