oh god the rape fog is back!
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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