Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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