Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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