evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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