And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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