i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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