they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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