angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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