what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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