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(650): View more from California

I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets

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(734): View more from Michigan

If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns

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(818): View more from California

I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar

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(914): View more from New York

My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.

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She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?

(914): View more from New York

well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey

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(606): View more from Kentucky

he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.

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(301): View more from Maryland

you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.

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(519): View more from Ontario

my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...

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