So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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