its not stalking. its research.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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