I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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