grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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