Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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