Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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