your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
