i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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