i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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