how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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