Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Randomize
