i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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