Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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