The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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