She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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