i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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