How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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