so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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