if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I love having hate sex.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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