Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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