He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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