Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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